|—||Colleen Hoover, Hopeless (via fallasleepreading)|
How many spies does it take to change a lightbulb?
"One of the lights is out in the den," Bruce said as he came into the kitchen at breakfast. "Went out while I was reading last night."
"JARVIS, make a note to get a maintenance guy up here," Tony called sleepily, apparently trying to osmose his coffee through the mug, if the way he was curled around it was any indication.
"Of course, sir. Immediately or at a later time?"
"Uh. Later. Coffee now."
Natasha snorted and pushed herself up from the table. ”That’s ridiculous. It’s just a light bulb.”
"In a ceiling that’s like 15 feet high," Tony pointed out dubiously. Natasha waved him of as she poked in a cupboard and produced a new bulb,
"I’ve got this." She kicked Clint’s chair lightly. "Come on, I’ll need a leg up." Clint didn’t bother to set his phone down, sleepily following Natasha back into the den while Bruce and Tony stared after them.
"Should we go help?" Bruce asked uncertainly after a moment. Tony sighed and downed his coffee in two gulps.
"Nah, we’ll go laugh at the spies totally failing to change a lightbulb in a ceiling they couldn’t reach even standing on top of one another," he said, and sauntered out to the den, Bruce a few steps behind him, close enough that he almost crashed into Tony’s back when he stopped suddenly, just inside the doorway. "What.”
Clint looked up guiltily from his phone and Bruce couldn’t help but stare in shock. Clint was perched on what looked like one of Tony’s expensive desk chairs (and how he’d gotten it in such a short period of time, Bruce had no idea), one foot on the back, one foot on an arm. Somehow it hadn’t tipped, and Bruce was at a loss to figure out how, especially considering that Natasha had one foot on Clint’s shoulder and the other on his head, calming screwing in the new lightbulb.
"What are you doing?” Tony all but screeched.
"Changing the lightbulb," Natasha said calmly, lowering herself to the ground from Clint’s shoulders.
"Getting a new high score on Angry Birds," Clint added, tipping the chair backwards and landing smoothly, holding his phone out with a triumphant grin.
"I’m surrounded by suicidal nutcases!" Tony exclaimed, and went back to the kitchen, adding, "Put my chair back where you got it!" over his shoulder.
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING THIS. IS THE BEST. ARGH.
Bronies are really one of the best and most prominent examples of male entitlement tbh
They are literally demanding that this show for young girls be catered directly to them and no one else and LEGITIMATELY view themselves as the main demographic for this show
And they’re turning spaces for fans of this show into gross toxic places
Can you imagine being a little girl and trying to look up stuff online for your favorite show and you find porn and rape jokes and just rampant misogyny
But if you say something
"WE’RE NOT ALL LIKE THAT!”
Literally the worst part about this post is that I can actually relate to the last part
I’ll probably say this time and time again, I’ve legitimately caught my 10 YEAR OLD sister watching pony porn and that’s probably the one thing that’s going to haunt me about this child’s future. She also LOOKS UP to bronies too and I can’t stress enough how awful this is to form into a single sentence.
the only reason i go to school is because i donn’t wanna be an unemployed college drop out. i wanna be an unemployed college graduate
thats the spirit
R63 Elsa - Frozen
I tried coloring in the old storybook Disney style. I think I did okay xD! Anyway enjoy!
Having a little bit of ice in places like Texas IS a legitimate reason for shutting down the schools and roads because unlike places that get regular snow, no one here has snow tires or experience driving on icy roads. And what may seem laughable to northerners could potentially lead to accidents and deaths here due to drivers that have had little preparation or experience driving in icy conditions. Come on guys.
Serve me all beverages in a beaker so that when people ask what I’m drinking I can say “science”
#DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND #DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS SCENE #he’s a loser kitchen boy who wanted to be a part of the glittering royal world #and he risked his life to save the princess who had never acknowledged his existence #and he even stood up to ARMED GUARDS TO KEEP HER SAFE#and then he turns into a bitter man #and he ends up falling in love with this girl he barely knows and he doesn’t want to #AND SHE TURNS OUT TO BE HIS LOST PRINCESS #AND SHE CAN’T REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT HER LIFE /BUT SHE CAN REMEMBER HIM/ #literally curled up and crying about it #i hate this movie so much